GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just observing. It's a whole scene. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic bo